Monday, November 10, 2008

Britney Spears In the news

Another round of Britney Spears news coming at you right here. There's talk of Britney showing her vagina again but we'll have to wait and see.

With her on the cusp of a full blown comeback with a No. 1 single on the charts, a hot new video, a revamped body and a highly anticipated album due just in time for the Holidays, the singer has announced to close friends that she will have a complete mental breakdown in November.

"I don't think she's happy with the media coverage even though things are going great. The number of paparazzi has dramatically decreased since she pulled herself together," said an insider. "She's no longer the top story on entertainment news shows and even traditional news media. Even the tabloids have barely covered her over the last few months. She needs to do something to change all that."

Insiders say Spears has already made an appointment at Esther's Hair Salon in Tarzana, California to have her hair extensions taken out by shaving her hair completely off. Spears has also purchased a brand new umbrella to attack the paparazzi. The singer also had a Brazilian wax as she plans to expose her vagina again starting next month. She also placed a call to LAPD to reserve one of the county's nicest ambulances to take her to the hospital when she calls 911 next month after breaking down completely.

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